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'An Evening Dinner for Two.' Victim: Bec |
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| Yesterday, I went into Greenhills Shopping Complex to do a bit of shopping. I was after a few Christmas presents for the family. I suddenly had a big urge to buy a coffee so I ventured off to Gloria Jeans to fulfil my needs. Bec was working so I started a conversation with her. She was complaining that she had'nt had a a thing to eat all day and was starving! So i asked her if she would like to join me for some KFC tonight. She was instantly filled with joy and accepted my offer. So I bought a two piece feed meal for her and the same for me. It was a struggle to get through this fantastic meal but when I did.... I CHUCKED MY BONE INTO HER GREASY BOX!! |
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'The Big Chocolate Eat-off' Author: Behcey Victim: Bridget |
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The other day, I was rumidging though my Christmas stocking to see what I had recieved of Santa Claus. To my shock and horror, I found that he had given me way to much chocolate. I simply could not possibly eat so much chocolate! So I called Bridget and asked her if she would like some and she suggested that we have a chocolate eating competition. I was excited at the idea and immediatly asked her to come over as soon as possible as I was rather hungry. She arrived and we quickly got into the competition. I hastingly took a 2 chocolate bar lead until... IN OTHER WORDS SHE TOOK TO MY BONE!! |